I'd wear matching sweaters with you
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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