dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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