I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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