its not stalking. its research.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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