she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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