he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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