Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Randomize
