I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
love makes seman taste better
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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