? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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