she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Pants are for mortals
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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