D3 body, D1 cock
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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