HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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