this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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