big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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