16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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