You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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