My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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