in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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