"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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