and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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