I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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