I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize