Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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