get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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