Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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