i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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