He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Text me some of your sweat
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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