He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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