ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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