You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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