I got chris browned last night
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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