Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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