he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we should paint friendship bongs
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