the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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