he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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