I'm jealous of your bromance
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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