People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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