oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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