My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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