Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
did you just send me my own nude
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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