Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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