never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she pinky promised me she was 18
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i've created a new STD.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
