she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
