let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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