doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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