I love black thongs
I just threw up on my dentist
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go home
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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