Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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