okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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