Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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