Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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