i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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