That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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