You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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